So after much demand from my fans, I have finally made a video. I know, I know, it’s about time! There has been speculation in the media and amongst my peers that it’s a sex tape, since every superstar should have one, but I’m afraid it’s not. I have no time for those kinds of shenanigans because I’m very busy doing other important things such as eating and writing! Okay, so there may be a short little video floating around the internet called “Hot Muffin-Top Mamas” but I only had a very small role, and besides half of my face is obscured by a large kitchen towel so it doesn’t really count.
There are two similar versions, but with slightly different angles and since they’re both so creative and well done, I can’t decide which one to use, so what I’d like is for all of you to let me know which one you think should stay on my blog. I know, you’re probably thinking that I should just keep them both. After all, what’s better than one Clever Girl cooking video? Two, of course!
Just leave a comment letting me know which one you like best.
After splatting that raw chicken on the counter you may need a hazmat team to clean up your friend’s kitchen of salmonella.
It’s okay, their cat licked it clean.
The cleaners came the next day with the ultraviolet light to confirm the salmonella was all properly disinfected…..
Thank goodness!
First one! But I want to see what the 500 degree, 5 hour cook job looks like and, more importantly, I want to see you savor the fruits of your labor …. I think you need to do this in a follow up!
Hmm, maybe a deep-fryer is in order. Thanks for the vote!
You are so funny! I vote for the 1st one.
I’m glad you think so!
First one. I agree w Victor. Part 2 next week!
Hopefully there’ll be more videos to come in the near future!
2nd one! They are both great though….you scare me Katya!:)
Haha!
Wow you do look a little scary!!! I like both actually they are pretty funny.
What can I say? I was thinking about my ex!
Glad you weren’t making sausage and meat balls! That could have gotten ugly with the knife, Lorena Bobbitt
That would be impossible, my ex didn’t have any balls.